We deeply apologize for not been able to meet your standards. I would like to thank you for sharing such a detailed review about your stay at Samba Vallarta. Posted by WMSCHOTT, from Charlotte, NC on Jan 1, 2018 Much better choices on this beautiful beach. Overall, they were understaffed, no swim-up bar, poor food and crumbling resort. The drinks were not very good either, I usually love margaritas but they were flavorless :-( Really? You had to book reservations from the breakfast hostess, the one day we tried, we asked the hostess, she said she would be right back then disappeared. This is a family resort with 2 sit down restaurants 1 is adult only. We ended up having lunch and dinner at restaurants on the beach for cheap and it was awesome. The food: Very disappointing and we are not picky about food. Every other resort we have been to has pushed bottle water. The minibar was dismal, they would only stock 1 time a day with 2 waters, 2 beers and 2 soda's, if you wanted more water you had to pay. They never fully stocked the bathroom with towels, we had 2 adults and 2 children and only received 2/3 clean towels and 1 wash cloth. They left a bottle of wine in the room, with no bottle opener.

They were damp, lacked decor, the bathrooms were falling apart, and most rooms had no balcony.

Let's start with the positives: They had an amazing heated pool and the hotel was on a beautiful beach. We booked this vacation very last minute so there were few choice left. We have stayed at 7 different all inclusive hotels over the last 10 years none of which were super high end.

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